Not a Complex Theory

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Yeah this happens. And Mr.Doofus still cant find the answers about anything. What just happened there ? They  were happy he thought. May be something he did. May be something else. May be nothing at all. So, here is my theory on this --

"Women are not complex, men are damn simple !!!"

There are a hell lot of possibilities behind the sad story you just read, my take Mr.Doofus -- Predictable and Miss.Short Skirt --- Over-thinker, emotional just like every other girl you know. You can stop clapping now, just take a seat and let me explain myself.

When most of the men I know have a problem, they deal with it, wash their hands of it, and only seem to talk about it while making jokes at barbecues. I'm sure cultural ideas of how men need to be strong emotionally has something to do with the low number of men who openly exhibit over-thinking, so I don't want to give the impression that men never over-think.

Women, however, tend to openly over-think everything. When they over-think, they ruminate, sometimes for days (or even years in some situations). They repeatedly judge and analyze their actions as well as the behaviors of others and try to figure out if they are fitting in socially, fulfilling their obligations, or adequately following their dreams. Women will even think about thinking.

If you go on a date with a woman, there's a very good chance that she will spend the next week wondering why you wanted to date her, why she wants to date you, how she performed on the date, what she did wrong, what she should do better, and how you responded. And if you don't call the next day, she'll spend at least a few days ruminating about that too. Their brains are wired to process multiple thoughts at the same time, resulting in their never making sense at any given time.

Women let emotions into many things. One's emotional reaction may be different to seemingly similar situations. Complex. Most of the time they act based on their emotions and “hunches,” they don’t do the “rational” thing as often as men do.Women can pluck up courage to take on an incredibly painful leg wax... but then get scared of a teeny weeny cockroach. This strange fact still boggles my mind to this very day... can spend up to 2500 INR on a designer bag that is going to be used a few times... They will go through a massive collection of shoes trying to choose something to match her bag, then conclude afterwards that “none of these shoes match the colour of my bag”...

I’m not trying to criticize women here since men also have their fair share of peculiar behaviours, but based on my experience, women are usually not very rational about a lot of things and they’re espasically irrational when it comes to matters of the heart. Women are not only more different from men than we knew. Women are more different from each other than we knew - creatures of "infinite variety," as Shakespeare wrote. Men are logical, women are emotional.Men are completely rational. They want to “get it on” with anything that moves and has a skirt. Women aren’t like that. They only want men who don't want them.

Huh??

Here’s something I’ve discovered all these years, women love expressing what they feel when you ask them a question at that moment. But then give it some time and most women eventually turn around and act according to their emotions when the circumstances finally presents itself though – in other words, they can easily just change their minds about what they said to you before faster than you can say “I just got blew off!!!”

If we focus more on learning how men and women think and act differently, we can use those differences to work together better, rather than fighting and judging each other....