Why "WE" don't have a girlfriend !

Because the female kind :

10. Pretend to be virtuous

A recurring theme among many women is that they try to place themselves under a "holier than thou" light, never admitting that they fooled around or dividing their number of boyfriends by five. Now, we applaud those ladies who truly are innocent and pure, but the rest should stop trying to water down their past. Women are allowed to have just as much fun as guys, and they should find a man who can appreciate that.

"Jai Ganga Maiya ki.."

9. Criticize other women

Why is it that many women can't make a simple compliment toward another woman? They love to nitpick about everything from weight to hairstyle and everything in between. Only a woman will notice if another woman's shoes don't match her purse and turn it into a calamity.Granted there are some women who are readily willing to admit when another woman is hot, but most don't want to distract their men with any competition. Nevertheless, we spot the hot ones anyway. ;)

"Men will be men !!"

8. Act jealous

Oftentimes, just mentioning another woman's name can spell the end of your existence. Imagine, then, the warfare you'll have to endure if she finds out you were at a gentleman's club. Call it what you will, but a lot of women have this thing that causes them to second-guess everything, especially their man's loyalty. That's why when another female enters the equation in any way, shape or form, she tenses up. If you've given her reason to doubt you, then her paranoia is likely justified. Otherwise, you shouldn't have to pay the price because she's feeling insecure.

"Ye Dhuan Dhuan sa.. RAHNE DO !!!"

7. Become needy

Some women have some serious security issues. They need their men to hold them, rub them and tell them how special they are. They turn men into their emotional crutch and look to us for moral, mental and emotional support.There's a real irony here when you think of all the women who go out of their way to show us how independent they are. These are usually the same women who become extremely insecure once they finally fall in love. Of course, as tempting as it may be to use this to our advantage, I think most men would prefer the tougher version. This way, they'd at least retain some peace of mind.

"Sanson ki jarurat hai jaise.. Sob Sob !!!"

6. Telling you things when you’re doing something.

Does it really make sense to whisper through a door that you’re parents are on their way over and taking a cough as a sign of recognition, probably not. So don’t get upset with us when we don’t know what’s going on. It seems that woman purposely wait for the worst times to tell you something.I was watching house hunters the other day and the couple buying the house could not come to an agreement. The man was being rational, as most men are. As for the woman she kept complaining that she didn’t have that “magic feeling” as if the sky would clear and the flowers would bloom when it happened. She would not even listen to her husband who was being sensible about the realities of the situation.

"Bol na halke halke !!! PLEASE"

5. Invade our personal space

Women have this instinctive tic that makes them want to groom us anytime they want and make our personal belongings theirs.In other words, when they're not adjusting our tie for the umpteenth time, they're rummaging through our drawers, looking for a sweatshirt to change into. Am I the only one who sees a problem here? We all know that there would be hell to pay if we so much as thought about giving them a haircut or sorting through their stuff, so why is it that our turf is fair game?

4. Become too emotional

They cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail or a haircut gone awry. What's worse, they expect us to clean up the emotional mess. And if there's one thing we suck at, it's dealing with a crying woman on our shoulderIt's not that we're insensitive, but aside from saying, "There there, sweetie," we don't know the first thing about comforting a woman. The fact that women are usually more delicate and vulnerable is great; we just don't want the steady stream of tears for every minor setback.

"Kya karien.. Kya na karein.. Ye kaisi mushkil.. HAAYE HAAYE !!!"

3. Shop till they drop

When it comes to shopping, there just aren't enough hours in the day for most women. Whether it's browsing, window-shopping or an all-out spending spree, they can spend hours on end in a shoe store, among others, without even thinking about food, water or any of their responsibilities.But what's worse is that they have to take us along for the ride. So there we go, from store to store, wandering aimlessly back and forth while they inspect every article of clothing by its respective price tag.

2. They don’t want it and complain about it.

Why ask us what we want to do if you hate everything that we choose. Women expect men to cater to their needs and wants even when they ask what we want. We might as well say “I want to buy you jewelry, give you a massage, and eat at your favorite restaurant “Don’t worry, I’m paying”. If you don’t like what we have to offer, don’t ask.When something is wrong do you sit down and talk about you’re problems? Of course not, when issues arise chances are your woman turns into a brick wall, but worse because you have to look at her snarky faces.

1. Use "TAX" as a weapon

In the war of the sexes, it's all about who wears the pants in the relationship. Oftentimes most women, in an effort to show their superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: TAX. And while I applaud them for this gutsy tactic, they really should leave the basic human needs alone, don't you think?

P.S : No intentions of hurting anyone or any other kind..!!!! Just a fun post... (I Think) ;)